[grabs small child] quick you need to help me meet one direction
do she got
This is it. That’s the last one.
Everyone go home.
the dopest gif
coolest perspective in the video
THIS VIDEO WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME!
the fact that someone who can hit a ball really well with a stick or throw a ball really well gets to go to college for free so they can hit a ball with a stick or throw balls for 4 years pisses me off so much
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
Well MAYBE we wouldn’t sound so BAD if SOME people didn’t try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS
What did you say, PUNK?
WEEEELLL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTIN’ MATES
ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH
God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and then we get all shocked when they don’t practice rational risk management of biological conditions. We teach them “sex is super desirable and all the cool kids do it, and it’s hideously shameful and will destroy your life” and we wonder why they act an eensy bit neurotic about it. If you tried to design a system for making sexually active kids confused and unsafe, you couldn’t do much better than the American media and school system.
And for once, the answer is relatively simple. Just talk about sex like it’s a part of life. Some people have sex and some people don’t, because people are different. STIs aren’t bad because they’re Dirty Crotch Rot; they’re bad because they’re contagious illnesses like strep throat or whooping cough, and you can ask a doctor to check for and treat them just like you would with strep throat. Unwanted pregnancy isn’t a scarlet A; it’s a mostly-preventable accident that sometimes occurs when people are going about their normal business of having sex. You can ask the school counselor about a variety of topics, including career planning, problems at home, questions about sex, or conflicts with teachers.
If we could just get the goddamn stick out of our collective ass and accept that sex is a human activity and teenagers are humans, maybe there wouldn’t be quite so many plaintive “I don’t understand my body and I’m confused and scared and I don’t know anyone I can ask in person” messages flying out into the world.